A warm shower

I liked to entertain guest and one time we had this young couple come to our house. They had a young baby also and had brought her over. Our baby was sleeping. Their baby started to fuss a bit and they said they needed to feed her. They needed warm water and asked if they could warm the water in our microwave. We did not own a microwave.   we both felt we didn't need one, I cooked practically everyday and we both hated left overs and therefore never needed to warm anything up.

we told them we didn't have a microwave and that we could warm the water on the stove. They looked dumbfounded like we had just stated the most outrageous thing. The silence was odd. Then the guy spoke up, "how do warm up the baby's bottle?"

Without missing a beat my husband answers, "We send my wife to take a warm shower."